20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. In The Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
4. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
5. Don t use any punctuation
6. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "Take away."
9. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, 'RockBottom'.
10. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
11. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
12. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."