Please send all the encouragement you can - I need it!! LOL
and - here is a joke for you -
A short love story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing the compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berthand she in the lower.
At 1am the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ...........
'Ma'am, I am sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into that closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea', she replied 'Just for tonight, ........... let's pretend that we are married.'
'Wow!......... thats a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied............................. 'Get your own fu#@%ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ............................ he farted.
The End.
hee hee
funny
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing the compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berthand she in the lower.
At 1am the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ...........
'Ma'am, I am sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into that closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea', she replied 'Just for tonight, ........... let's pretend that we are married.'
'Wow!......... thats a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied............................. 'Get your own fu#@%ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ............................ he farted.
The End.
hee hee
funny
going to clean and dust and wipe and wash and stuff......
8 comments:
Apart from the fact that you are a Mitch, and put down my insane saly, I still think that you are very funny yadie.
Housework, smousework. Gotta do some too. :(
ha ha
pssst - i just IRONED!!! I know - now i need a bex and a little lie down
Sending encouragemaent Jen!
I have the best motivation today, with a special visitor coming tomorrow - nothing like a visitor to get you moving!
G
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very funny...
I've cleaned bathroom, done load of washing and vaccumed...so then i thought i should go out for coffee and cake and shopping which i did witrh girlfriend...great fun
Fuggerwuggerschnortzug! you haven't ironed since K. was a baby.!!!!!!
I know Nat - it was his lordships work clothes - he washed them and hung them out without shaking them and they came off all crunched - looked terrible. I had to do it - took me a frikkin hour to iron four shirts, a jacket and two pairs of pants... friggin industrial cotton drill. Have taught him the shake thing.
AND - Im with you G, I love visitors - they MAKE me clean... you knwo what i mean!! :)
Yes!!! If the place gets messy we can always invite people over....with at least a few days notice - he he!
G
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