Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.What you do today might burn your arse tomorrow
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:We know exactly where one horse with disease is located among thousands of horses in Australia. But haven't got a clue as to where hundreds of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Ministry of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.