Friday, 8 February 2008

Ten Good Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.What you do today might burn your arse tomorrow

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:We know exactly where one horse with disease is located among thousands of horses in Australia. But haven't got a clue as to where hundreds of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Ministry of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

10 comments:

Cyndy said...

OMG Jen; i love that one.......

Jewell said...

hmm, so very true

Misunderstood said...

Hi Jen, thank you for your comments on my bum. Those list of 10 have me in stitches I love the Hungry or horny one and of course the last one about the horse disease GOLD !!!!!!!!! I'm adding you to my links if you don't mind. Ad xo.

Misunderstood said...

Oh yes Jen you have one of the most beautiful and well layed out bloggs I've seen yet might get some tips from you later. Ad x

Jen said...

why thank you Ad, I cant understand why you think so, but i will accept the compliment anyway.

Lisa said...

great post morgs- no get your ass on the screen !

Misunderstood said...

Sorry about my BUM disappearing Jen, I will put it back for another day or two. Adxx.

Hippy Witch said...

I love reading your blog Jen. I always get a laugh, I love the list. And yes, I do understand why some animals eat their young.

Kristy-Lee said...

Where is your butt?

Lisa said...

please pist ass- i KNOW you have one !!