Shit Happens - Pagan Style
Dianaic: Shit happens when men are around.
Norse: If shit happens, beat the crap out of it.
Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit.
Solitary: If shit happens; Duck!
Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this shit.
Gardenarian: Shit happens in degrees.
Alexandrian: Shit happens because Gardner told us so.
Dabbler: We have ways of making shit happen.
Eclectic: We make our own shit.
Newbie: I don't understand this shit. -OR-I like this shit.
Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my shit.
Wiccan: You must balance your shit.
Witch: I can use this shit.
Druid: This is old shit.
Greek: Let's drink to this shit.
Reconstructionist: This shit happened before.
Celtic: This shit keeps happening to us.
Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our shit.
Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this shit.
Priest: This shit happens every year.
Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this shit.
Fam-Trad: I inherited this shit.
Visionary: Let's smoke this shit.
Former Catholics: If shit happens, I'm not to blame, I'm not to blame...
Techno-Pagan: This shit always happens when I'm online.
3 comments:
Shit, that made me laugh big time! Thanks Jen! :D
I like the new look on your blog too, by the way. Very nice :)
This is just great....I need to use this..and share with the group.
So funny..
feel free to use this shit renata.... look forward to receiving this in my mailbox
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