Those that either know her, or know of her via this blog will know her as a TOTAL individual. (that was being kind) When she was young we used to call her 'Feral Cheryl'. She is personality plus x 2342354235.
I will start with the most recent story.
Today, at school, in her Work Education (careers) lesson, (she is in Year 9) her teacher asked her what she wanted to be when she left school - this is how the conversation ensued...
K - "The prime minister by day and a prostitute by night!!"
Teacher - (shocked expression) "What would your mother say if I told her you said that to me?????"
K - She knows - "she told me I should be a High Class Prostitute!!!"
Teacher - (gaping, bug eyed look - speechless)
Gee thanks for dropping me into that K, guaranteed to be the talk of the staff room this afternoon. sigh.... lol
The second story - Last week I asked her ballet/jazz teacher (who is a gorgeous person) if she could maybe mentor her a little bit, seeing as she is one of the only authority figures that K has any respect for. She agreed and then went one better. After lesson last Thursday night she asked K if she could come in early on Monday afternoons and help to teach the tiny tots lesson - the children would call her Miss K etc... well you should have seen her face. It was priceless. Her eyes went like saucers, and her gob dropped open. Her face went pink, red, purple and she had the most ridiculous grin on her face. Awwww - sooo excited. She loves little kids - and they love her too... she did her first afternoon yesterday and had an absolute ball. She already has three cling-ons apparently. Priceless.
The third story - I have a book called The Numerology of Names by Laureli Blyth. I looked up K's name (first name only) and this is what it says -
DRAMATIC - JOYOUS
An entertainer who thrives on an audience. Often a drama queen.
Has a natural ability to spread joy. Can appear flighty, scatterbrained.
What a bloody crack up. Couldnt paint a truer picture if you tried.
Anyway.... thats it for her
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