You are on the bus when suddenly you realise you need to fart...
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you leave the bus you notice everyone is staring at you.
Thats when you remember you are listening to your ipod.
Cracked me up.... not a true story - I dont even own an ipod!!!
OK - as you were..... :)