Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Position Vacant

I am in need of a 'Personal Trainer'.

This trainer will need to be able to teach me how to slow down my brain and keep it connected to my heart. My 'monkey mind' gets me into all sorts of trouble. Yet it saves me countless times too. I need to slow it down selectively. Is that possible. I dont know. It sometimes connects me to a negative outcome and its not until i engage my heart that i manage to calm down.

Let me give you an example. Most people, when asked the question - What is 2 plus 2? will answer 4. I get 1 + 1 + 1 + 1, the square root of 16, 12 - 8, sixteen quarters, seasons, elements, square, 22/4, Cancer... do i need to go on. I cant help this. I dont always want to know every possible answer, and its consequences, to a question. yet i do - and all in less then a millisecond.

Right now it is undoing me. I think it is what Lisa talked about on her blog and the SIMPLIFYING of things. Thats what I really really need to do - is learn how to simplify things.

Does anyone want to take me on. I can be extremely frustrating though ........


previously burned out applicants are welcome to apply....

8 comments:

Natalie said...

Activate Lol cannon! Gotta love you !
You can't help it if you are a genius. A personal trainer would be boggled in an instant! Thinking Asperger's Support group for you,buddy :) xxoo

Jen said...

hmmmm - sounds like a plan.

aspergers hey......


oh dear

Anchell said...

God no...Id have to kill you within hours....I recommend drugs!

Faerie said...

Give me back my brain! You are not alone Jen, you think in a similar way to me, when somebody asks me a question, I immediately think of many possible outcomes at once!

Celebrate your ability to think on so many levels!

Faerie,
xxxx

Hippy Witch said...

Meditation course, thats what i say

Áine/Steph said...

Wow! No wonder you're so good at numerology!!!!!!

Natalie said...

Sorry Jen, I have been thinking about your problem and can't really grasp how your monkey mind does you in...

Can you explain how it makes you unhappy?

I love your mind, it's the bit that's the best by far - never boring. Fantastic and funny.

Lisa said...

no..........it would be the ened of me.........and of you.........we wouldnt last 15 minutes...........