Sunday, 22 July 2007

Ha Ha Ha....

The husband stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to Know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will Serve me a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my Hair?"

His wife replied, "The f***ing funeral director would be my guess."

I agree with her!!!!!

Pompous prick.....

6 comments:

Anchell said...

Pah!

Rider-Waite said...

A woman asked her husbad to fix the tap that was leaking in the kitchen. "What do I look like, a plumber?" he replied.
The next day she asked him to fix the step on the porch that had come loose. "What do I lok like, a builder?" he replied.
The next day she asked him to change a lightglobe that had blown. "What do I look like, an electrician?" he replied.
The next day he came home to find all the jobs were done and his wife was looking very happy with herself. "How did these jobs get done?" the husband asked. "A man came around looking for odd jobs so I got him to do these for me" she said. "How much did it cost?" he asked. "He told me I could either bake him a pie or have sex with him" she answered. "What type of pie did you bake him?" the husband asked. "What do I look like, A BAKER?" she replied.....

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha!!!!
SO true!
Lucky

~*Rylah*~ said...

Ha ha! I LIKE that one! :D

I missed your poll, but I would have voted for number one on the list! :)


Heeheee - and a good one too, rider!

Anchell said...

ooohhhhh....very good!

Cyndy said...

hohohohohoh