Wednesday, 14 April 2010

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.

Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit  bulls; they attacked the post man this morning and
messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Be right back.
Cooter”

rofl

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now thats funny ahahahahah

WhimsiGals said...

What a hoot!!